Artificial Idiots
An Automated workforce for contractors

Never miss another job because you missed a call.

We build Automated employees that answer calls, qualify leads, book appointments, and follow up—so you can focus on the job in front of you.

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Answer callsQualify leadsBook appointmentsFollow up
Meet your workforce

Start with the phone.
Build from there.

Put an Automated Receptionist on the front line, then extend your workforce into sales and customer service as your business needs grow.

Your first Automated employee

Automated Receptionist

Give new enquiries somewhere to go when your hands are full.

  • Answer calls and capture job details
  • Qualify enquiries using your criteria
  • Schedule appointments and route calls
Explore Automated Receptionist Keep the conversation going

Automated Sales Agent

Help interested customers take the next step without adding more chasing to your day.

  • Follow up with incoming leads
  • Gather the details your team needs
  • Hand over sales-ready conversations
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Automated Customer Service

Give customers answers to everyday questions while your team handles the work that needs a human.

  • Answer questions from your business information
  • Collect and organise service requests
  • Escalate issues to the right person
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Built around your business

Your processes. An extra pair of hands.

01 / Map the job

Show us where calls go cold.

We work through your enquiries, booking process, and handoffs to identify the best starting point.

02 / Set the rules

Make it work your way.

Define what your Automated employee should answer, what information it needs, and when your team steps in.

03 / Test and refine

Get it ready for real calls.

Check realistic conversations and handoffs before launch, then refine the setup as you learn.

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What's a missed call
costing your business?

Start by identifying where enquiries slip through the cracks and what an Automated Receptionist could take off your plate.

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Prefer to talk? Book a 20-minute phone call · Monday-Friday, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Pacific. We will call the number you provide at your scheduled time.

Prepare for your assessment
  1. What kind of work does your business do?
  2. Who answers the phone when you're busy or closed?
  3. What details do you need before booking a job?
  4. Which calls should always go straight to a person?

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